Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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