end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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