She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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