no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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