the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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