did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
sex in a hospital.. check
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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