I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I look better un-naked...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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