idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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