I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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