it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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