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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.

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(905): View more from Toronto

dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends

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(+61): View more from Australia

She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.

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(+44): View more from England

What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?

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(925): View more from California

Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??

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Yes. Yes it is.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

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(323): View more from California

We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night

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(360): View more from Washington

There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!

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