A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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