I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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