Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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