The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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