rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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