Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i barfeds in our rink
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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