If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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