I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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