she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
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