Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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