I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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