she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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