btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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