Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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