Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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