sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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its like you know when i get waxed
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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