Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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