: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How does it feel to date your dad?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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