im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just found puke in my bra..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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