Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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