Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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