Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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