yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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