so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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