So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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