I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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