I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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