dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
