The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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