Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
How drunk are you?
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