How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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