i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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