If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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