My hair reeks of homosexuality.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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