i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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