We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So much rum. So many feels.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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