I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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