"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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