Can Purell be used as lube?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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