Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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