Me too!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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