Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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