Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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