she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is wine microwaveable?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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